two seconds

"two seconds" | Friday, November 18, 2005 | No. 2,576
spigot: OKAY I NEED YOU ALL TO LISTEN UP FOR TWO SECONDS
spigot: IMPORTANT INFO COMING YOUR WAY
deuce: I HAVE TO GO TO THE LAVATORY
spigot: STRAIGHT UP DOPE SERIOUSLY IN 5 SECONDS
spigot: COCKS
spigot: NUTS
spigot: FACE
spigot: MOPPING
deuce: THAT'S FALSE ADVERTISING
spigot: SOILING MYSELF







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