caught doing blow in the green room

"caught doing blow in the green room" | Saturday, November 19, 2005 | No. 2,577
inebriated crustacean: IT'S A VICIOUS CYCLE
inebriated crustacean: HOLY CRAP IS THIS THING ON ARE PEOPLE ACTUALLY WATCHING ME
inebriated crustacean: DUDE I'M THAT DRUNKEN CRAB YOU SAW ON THE INTERNET ALL PINCHY AND HURRRRRRRRRRRRR THROWING UP
rands: PLEASE LEAVE OR I'LL CALL THE COPS







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