hey uh

"hey uh" | Sunday, November 20, 2005 | No. 2,578
pants: HEY UH HAVE YOU SEEN A LOBSTER THINGY AROUND HERE
rands: HE WAS DOING COKE IN THE GREEN ROOM SO I KICKED HIM OUT
pants: HE HAD COKE ?????
rands: HE SEEMED DELICIOUS
pants: I CHECKED FOR A THIRD NIPPLE TO MAKE SURE HE WASN'T MARKY MARK
rands: HE NEVER OFFERED ME HIS BOTTLE ONCE (SNIFF)







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