hey uh (director's cut)

"hey uh (director's cut)" | Monday, November 21, 2005 | No. 2,579
pants: HEY UH HAVE YOU SEEN A LOBSTER THINGY AROUND HERE
rands: HE WAS DOING COKE IN THE GREEN ROOM SO I KICKED HIM OUT
pants: HE HAD COKE ?????
rands: HE SEEMED DELICIOUS
rands: FOR A BUG THAT, YOU KNOW, EATS THINGS HE FINDS
pants: NOTE TO WIKIPEDIANS/NAMBLA MEMBERS: THE THING IS NAMED "INEBRIATED CRUSTACEAN" NOT "LOBSTER THINGY"







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