in front of my church friends

"in front of my church friends" | Sunday, November 27, 2005 | No. 2,585
spigot: PLEASE PUNCH ME IN THE FACE IN FRONT OF MY CHURCH FRIENDS
spigot: IT TURNS OUT DUST IS ESSENTIALLY PARTICLES OF DEBRIS FROM POLLUTION IN OUR ATMOSPHERE SO I SARAN WRAPPED THE TOILETS AND FAUCETS TODAY
spigot: SLOWLY THE VAMPIRE EXAMINED THE COCK IN HIS FACE







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