i respect you

"i respect you" | Saturday, December 10, 2005 | No. 2,599
spigot: YOU CAN THINK OF MY NUTS AS A GATEWAY TO A NEW LIFE WITHOUT RESPONSIBILITY
deuce: BUT AN AMAZINGLY EXCESSIVE AMOUNT OF DISCOMFORT AND EMBARRASSMENT
deuce: PERHAPS EVEN HARRASSMENT, IF YOU WILL
spigot: I THINK YOU'RE CONFUSING EMBARRASSMENT WITH EXCITEMENT, YOU'RE EXCITED, NOT NERVOUS
spigot: THAT BURNING HURTING FEELING DEEP INSIDE YOUR FAT ASS IS GENUINE INTEREST
spigot: IT TAKES A LOT TO GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND START A NEW LIFE ALONE WITH MY NUTS IN THE DARK
spigot: I RESPECT YOU
deuce: AHULGBALUGBLABLUAG
deuce: LBAGLUBLABGLAG







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