minus the bat strength

"minus the bat strength" | Friday, January 6, 2006 | No. 2,626
spigot: PLUS HIS E-MAIL ADDRESS HAD THE WORD "BALLS" IN IT SO OBVIOUSLY HE'S NOT EVEN A LEVEL 3 GELFLING
deuce: YOU'RE DIZZY FROM SMOKING COCK SO YOUR SAVING THROW IS AT A -2
spigot: THAT'S TWO HIT POINTS BUT YOU HAVE TO MINUS THE BAT STRENGTH
deuce: HAHAHA YOU ROLLED A SIX THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO ROLL AGAIN
spigot: NOT IF I AGD*^SDGGGGGGGGGGGS:KYLHSDFGHPFDYPHUHHHHHHHHH
deuce: GAHGALUHAG







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