eyespurt

"eyespurt" | Friday, January 13, 2006 | No. 2,633
deuce: THAT GUY SQUIRTED RIGHT INTO THAT BLACK GIRL'S EYE AND SHE IS CLEARLY NOT AMUSED
pants: I'M A BEAT BOX ROCKER
deuce: HEY LADY I AM PRETTY SURE THAT CLAMPING YOUR EYES CLOSED (SPURT IS STILL RAINING DOWN MIND YOU) AND FLAPPING YOUR ARMS UP AND DOWN AS IF TRYING TO FLY IS NOT GOING TO MAKE THE EYESPURT FEEL BETTER
pants: DOINK DONG
deuce: FINE WHATEVER LADY KEEP DOING IT







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