you can check out my junk in hyperspace

"you can check out my junk in hyperspace" | Thursday, January 19, 2006 | No. 2,639
pants: CAN THE SPECULUMS CLOAK THEIR SHIPS TOO
deuce: I DON'T KNOW I'VE NEVER BEEN TO PLANET SPECULA
pants: WELL WE SHOULD GO SOMETIME (YOU CAN CHECK OUT MY JUNK IN HYPERSPACE)
pants: WHAT HAPPENS IN THE AIRLOCK STAYS IN THE AIRLOCK OR JUST DRIFTS AROUND FOREVER UNTIL IT TURNS INTO SOMETHING HUSK-LIKE
deuce: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT







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