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"bonjour" | Thursday, January 26, 2006 | No. 2,646
pants: SACRE BLEU
pants: THE LANDLORD, SHE IS HERE FOR ZE RENT
spigot: I WILL STUFF MY FAT ASS INTO THE VENT, WHILE YOU STALL HIM WITH YOUR FEMININE WILES
pants: JEAN-CHARLES, WHAT SHOULD WE DO!?
spigot: I AM STUCK!! GET PIERRE TO SHOVE MY LEGS INTO ZE CRAWLSPACE
spigot: MY BULBOUS NOSE, IT IS PUSHED HARD INTO THE FIREWOOD
spigot: I DRIVE A LE CAR, HOW ABOUT YOU
pants: JEAN-CHARLES, YOU ARE IN TROUBLE AGAIN
spigot: THERE WILL BE NO CROISSANTS DUE TO YOUR BUMBLING, CLOUSEAU-ESQUE ANTICS







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"nitrites, nitrates" starring deuce and pants




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