every last one of ya

"every last one of ya" | Friday, January 27, 2006 | No. 2,647
spigot: HANDS UP WHO'S AS QUEER AS ME
spigot: THIS IS A STICK UP
spigot: COME ON YOU STUPID WHORES, LET'S ALL BE GAY TOGETHER
spigot: GET UP
spigot: I'M NOT GOING TO FUCKING SHOOT YOU
spigot: GET THE FUCK UP OFF THE FLOOR, I'M AN ADULT GAY MAN
spigot: SHUT UP BACK THERE
spigot: I'M FREAKING OUT BUT I HAVE MY GAYNESS TO SOBER ME UP GOOD







Tomorrow
"crickets and earthworms" featuring spigot and pants




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