WAR

"WAR" | Sunday, June 27, 1999 | No. 266
deuce: B-2 STEALTH BOMBERS MAKE COMBAT DEBUT ?? I HOPE NOT AS WHAT THEY WERE ORIGINALLY DESIGNED FOR
spigot: THESE BOMBS ARE DROPPING COURTESY OF TACO BELL AND PEPSI !!!!!!!!!
spigot: YO QUIERO TACO BELL !!!!!!!! BOOM SMASH BURN
deuce: OPERATION ALLIED FORCE ?!?!?!? CAN'T WE COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT
spigot: HOWDY FROM AMERICA
spigot: GOT MILK?!?!?!!?!?!? CRASH SMASH EXPLODE
spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO SEE OPERATION BOMB ALL OTHER NATIONS
deuce: T SPIGOT "EXPLODE" IS NOT VERY ONOMATOPOETIC
: Originally published February 30, 1999







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