deepest darkest desires

"deepest darkest desires" | Wednesday, March 8, 2006 | No. 2,687
pants: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BOYS AND GIRLS
pants: IN JUST A FEW MINUTES
pants: YOU WILL EXPERIENCE ONE OF THE MOST UNIQUE PAGEANTS PRESENTED ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD
pants: BEGINNING IN JUST A FEW MINUTES THANK YOU
pants: WE SUGGEST THAT YOU REMAIN IN THE SAME AREA UNTIL THE LIGHTS RETURN TO NORMAL
pants: COLORFUL TWINKLING LIGHTS
pants: COLORFUL TWINKLING LIGHTS
pants: WE SUGGEST THAT YOU REMAIN IN THE SAME AREA UNTIL THE LIGHTS RETURN TO NORMAL
spigot: THOSE WITH MEDICAL CONDITIONS WILL BE GIVEN PRIORITY
pants: THANK YOU
pants: COLORFUL TWINKLING LIGHTS
spigot: THIS JUST IN
pants: (BONG NOISES)
: http://jerkcity.com/lights.mp3








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