less of a comic strip these days

"less of a comic strip these days" | Thursday, March 16, 2006 | No. 2,695
rands: WELCOME TO JERKCITY
pants: POPULATION: YOU GIVING HEAD TO ALL OF US HAW HAW HAW
rands: ERR UH
pants: HELP ME DIG UP THE CEMENT IN THE BASEMENT AND HURRY (THE REALTOR WILL ARRIVE ANY MINUTE)
rands: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP HOLD ON A MINUTE 4 8 15 16 23 42 NOW WHAT WERE YOU SAYING
pants: TEXT MESSAGE JEAN-CHARLES AND TELL HIM TO COME OVER WITH A RUG







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Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
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