forgive me if i am a little jaded

"forgive me if i am a little jaded" | Friday, March 17, 2006 | No. 2,696
pants: I CAN'T BLOG IF YOU TURN ME INSIDE OUT
net: I'M NOT HERE
pants: ALSO I ASK THAT YOU MOLEST ME MORE EFFICIENTLY (BEFORE THE LIGHT TURNS GREEN)
net: THIS IS NOT HAPPENING
pants: SAY WILL YOU TAKE A CHECK
net: NOT HERE, NOT HAPPENING







Tomorrow
"aloud a lot" starring spigot and pants




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