the show must go on

"the show must go on" | Saturday, April 15, 2006 | No. 2,724
(ozone): HE SAID YOU HAVE SHIT IN YOUR BEARD
pants: THE SHOW MUST GO ON
ozone: THE SYSTEM IS BEING SHUT DOWN NOW ! ! !
pants: I WISH THE SYSTEM WOULD SHUT DOWN ON MY COCK !!!
pants: AND CAPTURE IT...
pants: LIKE A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY
deuce: AND THEN HOLD IT FOREVER AND EVER
pants: AMEN
deuce: BEAT OFF INTO MY OPEN HANDS (CUPPED)
pants: I AM TRYING BUT YOUR MANIACAL FACIAL EXPRESSION MAKES IT OOF OOF HERE YA GO LITTLE FELLA







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"you're my knight in shining armor" featuring deuce and pants




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