flappity vampire bats

"flappity vampire bats" | Sunday, April 16, 2006 | No. 2,725
pants: VAMPYRE BATS ???
deuce: FLAPPITY FLAP FLAP
pants: THEY ARE FLAPPING AND BONKING INTO SHIT, KNOCKING STUFF DOWN AND OTHERWISE CAUSING ALL KINDS OF TROUBLE
pants: I WENT INTO THE SECRET ROOM EXPECTING TO SEE CREATED BY WARREN ROBINETT AND INSTEAD THERE WAS JUST A FUCKING STARBUCKS THERE
deuce: GHLAGHLUAHGULAG







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