not girls, not fast cars

"not girls, not fast cars" | Monday, April 17, 2006 | No. 2,726
pants: SERIOUSLY, FLAPPITY BATS ARE ON MY MIND THESE DAYS (NOT GIRLS, NOT FAST CARS, NOT PUNCHING PROSTITUTES AND RUNNING AWAY, JUST FLAPPITY BATS)
pants: SITTING ON THE TOILET, FORCING MY BIG WHITE DOPEY AMERICAN DICK TO POINT DOWN INTO THE BOWL INSTEAD OF SQUIRTING PISS ALL OVER THE HERE AND THERE
ozone: WINDOWSMEHARD DISK PICTURE 1
pants: IF YOU THINK THIS IS EASY YOU SHOULD TRY IT







Tomorrow
"you're my knight in shining armor" featuring deuce and pants




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