not the face

"not the face" | Wednesday, May 3, 2006 | No. 2,742
spigot: NOT THE FACE
spigot: OH THAT'S JUST GREAT
pants: NOW I'LL HAVE TO WEAR A SCARF
spigot: I RAN INTO A DOOR AND THERE BEHIND THE DOOR WAS YES, A COCK
pants: A MOUSETRAP ON THE TIP OF M DICK
pants: GREAT UNDERGROUND ADVENTURE MY ASS THIS IS A GAY TOILET
spigot: I'M GOING TO UPLOAD AN AVI OF WHAT GOES ON BEHIND THE DOOR
pants: !!??
spigot: WAIT I MIGHT BE ON THERE
pants: TOO LATE NOW, BEATING OFF ANYWAY







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