dicks (part 2 of 2)

"dicks (part 2 of 2)" | Friday, May 19, 2006 | No. 2,758
pants: OF COURSE YOU'RE LEFT WITH SPURTING BLOOD
pants: FROM THE HEADLESS DICK
deuce: I SEE
pants: BUT IF YOU START AT THE BALLS END YOU STAND A CHANCE OF BEING BADLY BITTEN
deuce: COULD YOU PLEASE GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY BALLS







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