cover your head and neck with your arms

"cover your head and neck with your arms" | Saturday, May 20, 2006 | No. 2,759
atandt: ATTENTION SPACE TRAVELLERS
bung: WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO HEAR ACTUALLY HAPPENED
ozone: PUT ON STURDY SHOES
atandt: PLEASE KEEP YOUR PARTY TOGETHER AS YOU WALK THROUGH THE TURNSTILES
ozone: COVER YOUR HEAD AND NECK WITH YOUR ARMS
pants: MAKE SURE YOU KNOW THE NEW HOMELAND SECURITY
spigot: HURR-HUH UHH-BUH
rands: BE SURE TO TAPE CRACKS FOR EXTRA PROTECTION
hanford: BUSINESS PRODUCING HAZARDOUS WASTE [...] TYPE AND AMOUNT YOU PRODUCE OR STORE
pants: AND IF IT MEANS PLAYING LIKE YOU DID TODAY, I'LL BE THERE EVERY DAY
bung: A MESSAGE FROM THE U.S. DEPT OF AGRICULTURE
spigot: HURR-HUH UHH-BUH
ozone: COVER YOUR HEAD AND NECK WITH YOUR ARMS
ozone: COVER YOUR HEAD AND NECK WITH YOUR ARMS
ozone: COVER YOUR HEAD AND NECK WITH YOUR ARMS
ozone: COVER YOUR HEAD AND NECK WITH YOUR ARMS
ozone: COVER YOUR HEAD AND NECK WITH YOUR ARMS
ozone: COVER YOUR HEAD AND NECK WITH YOUR ARMS
: http://jerkcity.com/gropefest.mp3








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