veuillez porter juste la robe

"veuillez porter juste la robe" | Monday, May 22, 2006 | No. 2,761
pants: T SPIGOT PLEASE JUST WEAR THE DRESS AND DANCE AROUND
spigot: DOO DEE BOO I'M A BALLERINA
spigot: DOO BONK MY TOE
pants: DO YOU WANT AN AMBULANCE
spigot: I JUST NEED TO SIT HERE FOR A MINUTE







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"upgrading/fondling" featuring deuce and pants




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