broom

"broom" | Monday, May 29, 2006 | No. 2,768
pants: MAYBE WE COULD POP YOU UP THERE FOR THE DAY
pants: CLEAN THE WHOLE FUCKING PLACE UP
pants: MAKE IT NICE FOR OUR SHUTTLE PILOTS
deuce: I'M UP FOR THAT
deuce: I CAN BREATHE IN SPACE BY THE WAY
pants: EXCELLENT
deuce: THAT'S BECAUSE I'M THE SYSTEM NINJA
pants: I BET YOU MAKE NOISE TOO
deuce: FLAPPITY FLAP FLAP
pants: ALSO I'M A NEWS ADMIN
pants: AND A LEVEL 2 VAMPYRE
pants: WILL YOU GET THOSE FLAPPITY BATS OUT OF HERE
deuce: GET A BROOM







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