that's two rules

"that's two rules" | Sunday, September 20, 1998 | No. 28
deuce: I HAVE ONE RULE WHEN IT COMES TO CHICKS
deuce: THAT THEY DON'T HAVE ROLLS
pants: OR ASSES
deuce: AND THAT THEY AREN'T WHITE
pants: WAIT
deuce: OKAY THAT'S TWO RULES
deuce: YOU ARE DISTURBING MY CONCENTRATION







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