the previously unpublished love letters of spigot the bear

"the previously unpublished love letters of spigot the bear" | Wednesday, July 12, 2006 | No. 2,812
spigot: OKAY HERE GOES
spigot: DEAR FATTY, WELCOME TO DUMPSVILLE
spigot: THIS IS THE HARDEST LETTER I'VE EVER HAD TO PUSH IN YOUR FACE
spigot: YOU'RE FAT AND BORING
spigot: PLEASE IF YOU COULD GO BE STUPID AT YOUR HOUSE INSTEAD OF HERE
spigot: WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS THAT I CAN'T STAND YOU
spigot: OH IT'S JUST COMING OUT ALL WRONG
spigot: FUCK OFF







Tomorrow
"toilet bowl" starring spigot and pants




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