no such thing

"no such thing" | Thursday, July 20, 2006 | No. 2,821
rands: THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A JERKCITY COMIC BOOK (ISSUE 0 FEATURING FOUR SHORT STORIES)
(atandt): MAKE BUTTER IN MY TROUSERS
rands: NO JERKCITY VIDEO GAME EITHER
atandt: I WOULD ONLY MANHANDLE THE JOYSTICK (THIS ANGERS THE GODS)
rands: AND FURTHERMORE THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SPIGOT THE BEAR
atandt: B-BUT WIKIPEDIA SAYS--







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.