august

"august" | Tuesday, August 1, 2006 | No. 2,833
hanford: SEPTEMBER ???
rands: I KNOW, TOTALLY
hanford: DO WE STILL HAVE TO PAY THEM?
rands: THE PATRIOT ACT SAYS SO
hanford: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO FOR THE REST OF AUGUST
rands: KAFF KAFF KAFF I WAS ONLY HALF PAYING ATTENTION CAN YOU REWIND







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