jerkcity inc.

"jerkcity inc." | Friday, August 18, 2006 | No. 2,851
spigot: HEY EVERYONE
spigot: WHAT A SWANK SWINGIN' SCENE THIS IS WITH COCKTAILS AND FANCY TIES
spigot: WAIT A MINUTE
spigot: HUBRLBLHLBJHLURUBLE THIS IS A GAY PARTY HUBLAUBH
spigot: PTH PTHTHTHTH GET OFF ME







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"nice to meet you" featuring deuce and pants




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"Slurping and drooling and hurrrr."



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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.