slowly rotated

"slowly rotated" | Sunday, August 27, 2006 | No. 2,860
pants: HELLO
pants: I AM BEING SLOWLY ROTATED
spigot: IF ANYONE CAN HEAR ME
pants: MAXIMUM OCCUPANCY REACHED
spigot: MY FEET AREN'T EVEN TOUCHING THE GROUND I DON'T THINK







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.