too many pants

"too many pants" | Tuesday, August 29, 2006 | No. 2,862
pants: IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
pants: MAKE IT STOP
pants: I SHOULD NOT HAVE LEFT A FAILSAFE MACHINE RUNNING
pants: NOBODY WANTS TO GET OUT OF THE BOX (TOO CRUISY)
pants: I WON THE LOTTO AGAIN
pants: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOBODY BROUGHT A BOX WITH THEM
pants: NOT EXACTLY A CLONE SAGA (MORE OF A ONE-MAN GANGBANG)
pants: AFFFDBKSFGSDFGBFK 3333333333333333333
pants: HEY THIS ONE CAME THROUGH RETARDED WHAT'S THE DEAL
(pants): FUCKIN' THING'S FULL OF LADYBUGS, MAN
pants: EVERYBODY BACK IN THE BOX







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