the pitch (day after cupcake day)

"the pitch (day after cupcake day)" | Sunday, September 3, 2006 | No. 2,867
spigot: MAYDAY MAYDAY I'M GOING DOWN
spigot: SNEAKING OUT
spigot: CONNECTION CLOSED BY FOREIGN HOST.
deuce: DO I SMELL OR SOMETHING
spigot: CLOMP CLOMP *SLAM*
spigot: MAYDAY MAYDAY I'M GOING DOWN
spigot: SNEAKING OUT







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"you're my knight in shining armor" featuring deuce and pants




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