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"page one column one paragraph one sentence one" | Tuesday, September 5, 2006 | No. 2,869
pants: I CANNOT STOP BREAKDANCING
spigot: T PANTS TRY POPPING
rands: WHEN I BREAKDANCE THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD COMES AND WATCHES
rands: THEN I POO AND EVERYONE LEAVES
spigot: I READ ABOUT THAT IN PAGE ONE COLUMN ONE PARAGRAPH ONE SENTENCE ONE OF BITSIFTER







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"empty seat" starring deuce and pants




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