i will be mulch

"i will be mulch" | Tuesday, September 12, 2006 | No. 2,876
pants: DON'T EAT ME
deuce: NO PROMISES
pants: I WANT TO LIVE
deuce: I WANT TO TURN YOU INTO POO
pants: I WILL BE MULCH FOR GROWING PLANTS
deuce: MORE LIKELY JUST FLUSHED INTO THE SEA AND FORGOTTEN







Tomorrow
"you need to earn it" featuring deuce and pants




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