Pachelbel

"Pachelbel" | Monday, July 19, 1999 | No. 288
deuce: WHO PUT ON THE PACHELBEL (THE GE SOFT LIGHTBULB SONG)
spigot: YES FOLKS WHEN YOU'RE EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD THE WORD SODOMY IS NEW AND FUNNY
deuce: MMMMM
spigot: PLEASE FUCKING CHOKE ON THESE TEN SHOTGUNS
deuce: T SPIGOT BUT SODOMY IS STILL FUNNY
deuce: T SPIGOT BUT IT IS MORE LIKE AN OLD SHOE RATHER THAN A NEW WORD
spigot: HANG AROUND THE LOSER NIN KLUB AND SEE HOW FUNNY IT IS
spigot: AND WHERE IS MY FUCKING BARELY LEGAL FOR APRIL
deuce: IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU ISN'T IT







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