this one comes complete with instruction manual

"this one comes complete with instruction manual" | Monday, September 18, 2006 | No. 2,882
: INSTRUCTIONS DEUCE (LEFT) DO NOT FEED; SPIGOT (RIGHT) LIKES PANCAKES W/ BLUEBERRY COMPOTE
spigot: KNOCK KNOCK
deuce: WHO'S THERE
spigot: MY BONER (RUNNING AWAY)
pants: WHO'S THERE (LATE FOR THE PARTY)







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"an autistic clock" featuring spigot and pants




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