ongoing converage

"ongoing converage " | Wednesday, July 21, 1999 | No. 290
pants: JFK JR'S PLANE IS LATE !!!!
rands: WILL THIS IMPACT MY SUBSCRIPTION TO GEORGE
deuce: SO ANYONE WANT TO GET A NET AND FISH JFK, JR.'S BODY OUT OF THE WATER ?!?!?
pants: ARRRRG THIS BE MARTHA'S BONEYARD
spigot: IS JFK RELATED TO THE KFC COLONEL
deuce: COVERED WITH PLANE FUEL AND PARTS OF HIS WIFE
pants: MAYBE THEY'LL NAME AN UNDERWATER AIRPORT AFTER HIM ???? WRITE BACK
spigot: I SURE HOPE HE'S FINGER-LICKIN' SAFE !!!!!
rands: JOHN F. KENNEDY JR. FOUND ALIVE, WEARY
spigot: YAY !!!!!
deuce: YAY !!!!!
pants: YAY !!!!!
rands: YAY !!!!!
rands: JOHN F. KENNEDY JR. ASSASSINATED!!!!!!
deuce: D'OH
pants: D'OH
rands: D'OH
spigot: D'OH







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