giant size jerkctiy

"giant size jerkctiy" | Saturday, October 7, 2006 | No. 2,901
spigot: LET'S ALL GO OUT TO BRUNCH AND CELEBRATE WAKING UP GAY WITH A BIG STACK OF BUTTERY BUCKWHEAT FLAPJACKS AND A PUNCH TO THE MOUTH
pants: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HINDQUARTERS
deuce: JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME
spigot: SHUT UP
pants: T DEUCE SOMEBODY DID SOMETHING TO MY HINDQUARTERS
deuce: WOW
spigot: QUIT IT
pants: WON'T YOU PLEASE BEAT ME OFF
deuce: PUT THOSE THINGS AWAY (YOU'RE SCARING THE GROWN-UPS)







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"crickets and earthworms" featuring spigot and pants




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