a retraction

"a retraction" | Thursday, July 22, 1999 | No. 291
spigot: SORRY FOLKS!!!!!!! NOT JOHN KENNEDY, JUST MTV'S KENNEDY !! SINCERELY CNN
spigot: NOW HERE'S AN ENDLESSLY CYCLING RECAP OF HER BRILLIANT CAREER
spigot: HERE'S ME WEARING THICK HORN-RIMMED GLASSES BECAUSE URBAN OUTFITTERS HAD A SALE
spigot: HERE'S ME BLOWING KURT LODER ON HIS PRIVATE YACHT
spigot: MY FIRST PAYCHECK !!! BIG SMILES
spigot: OOPS !!! UNEARTHED TAPE OF ME AND ED POWERS
spigot: HEY DID I EVER TELL YOU I WAS ALMOST ON LETTERMAN ?!?!?!
spigot: NO WONDER DANA PLATO OVERDOSED HERSELF







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