air force, navy, marines

"air force, navy, marines" | Saturday, July 24, 1999 | No. 293
deuce: I SHOULD JOIN THE MILITARY !!!!
pants: AIR FORCE ??? NAVY ???? MARINES ?!??!!? TOO OLD WHAT THE
deuce: COAST GUARD ?!!?!? DICKLICKERS FORCE ?!?!??
pants: I WOULD GO WITH THE FORCE THING
spigot: I DON'T ACTUALLY WANT TO RUN AROUND !!! I JUST WANT TO SUCK THEM ALL OFF !!!
pants: LIKE A CHICKEN WITH ITS HEAD CUT OFF EXCEPT NOT ACTUALLY A HEADLESS CHICKEN
deuce: AND NOT EVEN REALLY RUNNING AROUND MORE LIKE JUST SITTING STILL TAKING THE DICKS EVERY WHICH WAY
pants: I FOLLOW







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