a stickly, unsightly manner

"a stickly, unsightly manner" | Thursday, November 23, 2006 | No. 2,944
deuce: CAN WE JUST THINK FOR A MOMENT ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES OF OUR ACTIONS
pants: GETTING JIZZED UP IN A STICKY, UNSIGHTLY MANNER
deuce: IF YOU SUCK ALL THE DICKS WHAT WILL BE LEFT FOR THE SUMMER (THERE WILL BE A DICK SHORTAGE ON AN UNPRECEDENTED SCALE)
pants: B-BUT
pants: (LOOKS AT AUDIENCE) YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT A RECYCLING PROGRAM OF MASS PROPORTIONS
deuce: GHLGALHGALHGA THERE IS NO TIME TO ARGUE FOR IT MUST BE DONE







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