how jerkcity saved christmas

"how jerkcity saved christmas" | Monday, December 25, 2006 | No. 2,975
spigot: ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT BANANARAMA
pants: {{FISH-STUB}}
deuce: ALL THREE OF US ARE PERFECTLY MATCHED TO JERK EACH OTHER OFF







Tomorrow
"quietly and behind a curtain" starring deuce and pants




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.