diagnosis: boner

"diagnosis: boner" | Friday, December 29, 2006 | No. 2,979
spigot: WE'VE GOT TO GET THIS QUEER TO THE TOILET AND STAT
spigot: DIAGNOSIS BONER
spigot: WE NEED FIVE CC'S OF SQUIRTY SPURT AND A WET NAP
pants: SDALLKJJL
spigot: WE'RE LOSING HIM
pants: I THINK NOT
spigot: HE'S NOT RESPONDING TO THE POKING
spigot: I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ADMINISTER THE BALLS MYSELF
pants: FACE DON'T FAIL ME NOW
spigot: T PANTS I THINK HE'S FAKING BEING DEAD SO HE CAN GET THE FREE DICK
pants: T SPIGOT THAT DOESN'T BOTHER ME ONE BIT REALLY







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