: The 2007 holiday schedule is available here: http://www.jerkcity.com/holidays.txt
: Please submit additions or corrections to firstname.lastname@example.org. We return you now to your regularly-schedule Jerkcity already in progress.
: gentle reader: please make a silly face and distract pants while we make an important announcement. just for one panel. thanks!
pants: BUCK UP LADS
pants: LET'S YANK A DONG
spigot: I MIGHT JUST HAVE TO GO HOME AND GET HIGH AND NOT GIVE A SHIT