special announcement

"special announcement" | Thursday, January 18, 2007 | No. 2,999
: The 2007 holiday schedule is available here: http://www.jerkcity.com/holidays.txt
: Please submit additions or corrections to jerkcity@gmail.com. We return you now to your regularly-schedule Jerkcity already in progress.
: gentle reader: please make a silly face and distract pants while we make an important announcement. just for one panel. thanks!
pants: BUCK UP LADS
pants: LET'S YANK A DONG
spigot: I MIGHT JUST HAVE TO GO HOME AND GET HIGH AND NOT GIVE A SHIT







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.