3,000

"3,000" | Friday, January 19, 2007 | No. 3,000
spigot: HALUGHULAHGLUAHG
pants: GHLAUHGULHLAHAULG
bung: LAGUHGLUAHGULAHLGAG
net: ALHGLUUHGAULUAG
hanford: UBALG.....G
atandt: E.....LAHG
ozone: 3D0G
dick: RAHLUGHAULGHLUAHGLAAG
deuce: EVERYBODY SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO MASTURBATE
rands: BULAGHULBAGLUHALBGAULHLAG
pants: T RANDS WHEN IS JERKCITY GOING TO END ANYWAY
rands: UH
rands: JULY 2026
pants: CAN I GO HOME AFTER THAT
rands: SURE
pants: I'M TOTALLY GOING TO BEAT OFF WHEN THAT HAPPENS







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"huge holes in the walls" featuring deuce and pants




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.