deuce's nuts

"deuce's nuts" | Friday, January 26, 2007 | No. 3,007
: "I'm going to suck your fat dick and make you plow my ass," said the queerest vampyre of the lot, Count Fucking Faggot.
: -- Excerpt from Undead but Also Bi-Curious (anon.)
deuce: WHO'S UP FOR MY NUTS
deuce: WHICH ARE CURRENTLY AVAILABLE







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