strong boner related crypto

"strong boner related crypto" | Sunday, August 1, 1999 | No. 301
pants: STRONG BONER RELATED CRYPTO AT WORK HERE PEOPLE
pants: TRYING TO CRACK THE CODE (IE FIGURE OUT HOW THE STUPID 501 BLUEJEANS ZIPPER WORKS)
pants: THANK GOD FOR BUTTON FLY BLUHHHH DUH GLORMPTH







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.