white paint

"white paint" | Tuesday, February 13, 2007 | No. 3,025
pants: OH MY GOD MY DICK IS FULL OF PAINT
pants: WHITE PAINT
pants: PLEASE REPLACE THE HANDSET
pants: WHERE ARE ALL THE BODIES
pants: LET ME TELL YOU THE THING HATES DRINKING BONGWATER
pants: IT GETS ANGRY AND SPITS AND SWEARS
pants: UPSKIRT??????????
pants: FIGHT HARDER MEN







Tomorrow
"quietly and behind a curtain" starring deuce and pants




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