watch him poo

"watch him poo" | Wednesday, March 14, 2007 | No. 3,054
pants: WATCH ME POO
dick: LEAVE IT IN A CURLY PILE ON THE FLOOR AND RUB IT ON YOUR FACE LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE
deuce: A COIL LIKE QUETZALCOATL ONLY IT'S REAL POO AND IT ISN'T GOD-LIKE AT ALL
pants: STILL: BOWING DOWN
deuce: IT'S THE WISE THING TO DO (DESCARTES SAYS SO)
pants: I'LL BOW TO HIM TOO IN A MINUTE (STILL WORKING ON THE FIRST ONE)







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"where scalloped potatoes don't taste like magazines" featuring spigot and pants




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