the contents of my mouth

"the contents of my mouth" | Friday, March 16, 2007 | No. 3,056
pants: SLOWLY SUCKING THE COCK EVEN THOUGH I CAN CLEARLY MAKE OUT AIDS BUGS CRAWLING ALL OVER THE FUCKING THING
deuce: DUDE THOSE ARE ANTS -- I FELL ASLEEP NEAR AN ANTHILL
deuce: YOU KNOW I DON'T THINK I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE
deuce: WHAT DID I JUST SAY
pants: THE CONTENTS OF MY MOUTH: MOOSHED UP ANTS, PRE-COME, SPITTLE







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