smile, take pictures

"smile, take pictures" | Saturday, March 17, 2007 | No. 3,057
: pants (left); spigot the motherfuckin' bear (right)
pants: I WILL BE THE SERIAL RAPIST AND YOU WILL BE THE JAPANESE SCHOOLGIRL AND THE REST OF YOU SMILE AND TAKE PICTURES
spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE FARTS BUT NOT FOR THE INSPIRIATIONAL MESSAGE I INTENDED FOR THEM TO DELIVER







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"mixed up in a jackpot" starring deuce and spigot




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